We've been together for more than a decade. Throughout years of triumphs and trials, you've been such a loyal and helpful companion of mine. Almost every picture I've taken has both you and me closely together, proof that we're inseparable, inseverable and indivisible.
Our bond was so strong that if you were away from me, I'd become nothing, a lump of meat waiting to be thrown around. My body, as if showing my love for you, has grown according to your shape. Yes, that's how close we were. Even our frames have moulded into a perfect match, like how a key fit into a lock.
Now, I'm really sorry that I have to divorce you, just so that I could be a real man and find another wife...
But only after being with her for weeks did I realise that you're best I'd ever have.
Life has become, literally, a pain in the ass. I'm still not used to her openness, as I was tightly embraced by your loving arms. Although she's fairer and lighter than you, inside you were made of sterner stuff, sturdier and stronger. Even her exterior beauty is no match to your smooth, flawless coat you once had.
Oh how I've ruined you! You've traded your youthful years to provide me with success and lifelong experiences. For my sake, you've become rusted, torn off and you're legs have become wobbly.
But there's a season for everything. As if resembling my current state of life, it's time for me to change and move on. However painful it is to leave you behind and make myself one with another, I have to alter my positions and postures to familiarise myself with her.
Come next week, I'll reveal to the world who my new found love is. She'll be the one supporting my back as I start another voyage, journeying to where the Almighty leads me. Meanwhile, I'll hold a picture of her close to my heart to forget about you.
From,
Me
PS: Please don't go too far, my ex. Stay near to me so that we can have secret rendezvous when I need you badly. So long... I'll miss you...