I experienced my first today. I thought it would hurt, you know. But instead of moaning in pain, I smiled in pleasure. Maybe because I let it all out, gave everything I could, so that it's only proper for me to enjoy the process.
People don't talk about these things publicly, well at least not those who know what it's like to be shameful. Reasonable men would run into their rooms, switch off the lights and do whatever they are urged to do. I am, however, different. And having gone through it for the first time, it's exciting to share it with you.
Today, ladies and gentlemen (or perverts and geeks), I FAILED......